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PostSubject: Heaviest element known to Science Discovered   Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:44 pm

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science. The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 312.


These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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PostSubject: Re: Heaviest element known to Science Discovered   Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:08 pm

Huh??? scratch

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PostSubject: Re: Heaviest element known to Science Discovered   Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:07 am

Pelosium = Peons, Morons, and Isodopes.
Bwah ha ha ha! Very well put 3rdbat.

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PostSubject: Re: Heaviest element known to Science Discovered   Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:46 pm

Holy crap! that's one heavy element!! (I took chemistry in grade 11) It's fascinating!!
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PostSubject: Very Funny.   Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:52 pm

Beuracracy can kiss my ass the heaviest element is unununium. ( Stupid name IMO) however sicne this wont show up on my monotor after post in hope i havent ruined the joke for anyone.
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